Fitness Quotes

Can anyone give me some jokes, funny quotes, anything funny about this topic?

The topic is Nutrition. Seriously. I have to find something entertaining for Health, so give me the best stuff about nutrition that is funny. Can you also rate these: http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=5139 http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=993 Thanks. I found these around the internet and I want to make sure they're funny. People you could do something about unhealthy foods, coffee, soda, etc. and you could also do a joke on someone who doesn't exercise. lol 911 although I'm not sure if a yo mama joke is appropriate for school.

Public Comments

1. yo momma's so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said 911
2. They're all very funny. I can't comment on nutrition, because I'm such a bad cook, even my trash can has ulcers.
3. You're so fat you stepped on the scale and it died