I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
- Neil Armstrong

I'm in good shape. That shape is round.?
- Jarod Kintz

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
- Paul Terry

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
- Dorothy Parker

Getting fit is all about mind over matter. I don't mind, so it doesn't matter.
- Adam Hargreaves

No one wakes up in the morning and says, 'I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!
- Tricia Cunningham

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
- Author Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
- Joan Welsh

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
- Joey Adams